Chris’s Travels 2008

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Jen Gatecrashes Travel and Blog…!

Posted by Chris Tandy on August 2, 2008

Hello everyone!

I was once like you sat on your computers at home but not this week…oh no I was in on the action! Well all in all our Chris has unfortunately gathered a strange accent, a strange bag & a strange jumper but on the plus side he has shed a lot of hair, a lot of “extra bone” and has gained a hell of a lot of good stories! In airport and very sleepy so cannot write too much but Hong Kong in a few points…

– Lots of food, lots of drink, lots of big buildings, lots of big lights, lots of people! Had a fab week..so much to do & see. Loved the place & loved catching up with Chris. (Even if he did make me eat sea slugs…!) Will fill you in properly at home. He is looking forward to seeing everyone. (And the buffet that Im sure Mum has spread out at the ready!) See you all very shortly! lots of love xx

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A Short Tirade on Certain Tourists

Posted by Chris Tandy on May 23, 2008

So a couple of weeks ago the night before Kate was due to fly back to the UK we decided to splash out on a nice (more like very nice) hotel for the evening. Now forgetting the fact that the night turned out to be pretty much a complete bust with both of us feeling sick at some point and my good self having to leave the dinner table as a result of that feeling, it got me to thinking. From the second I walked into the hotel in question, if you must know it was the Shangri-La in Delhi, I just didn’t feel comfortable. Maybe it was the doorman dressed up to the nines bidding me good day every time I went within 10 feet of him, maybe it was the large groups of well heeled businessmen who were just in the city for a meeting or two or potentially it could have been the fact that I looked like crap and thought that everyone who glanced in my direction thought was mentally composing the letter they would send to the hotel manager berating him for allowing ‘undesirable types’ into their little sanctuary of luxuriousness closed off to the claustrophobic, hot, dusty and poverty ridden outside world.

I have been lucky enough in my 22 and a half years on this fine planet to go to some amazing places and stay in some equally amazing hotels. Hardly any of these trips would not have been possible without my parents (thanks guys) and the following is no reflection on any of this, indeed I am more grateful than I could put into words.

Over the last few months, out of necessity it must be said, I have stayed in some seriously cheap places and eaten most of my food from stalls on the streets and local cafes. Whilst I have been in my fair share of cockroach ridden rooms and eaten some downright questionable food (the place next to the rat populated butchers alley in KL springs to mind) the majority of it has been superb. Some of the hostels and guesthouses I have stayed in have been absolute gems, clean comfortable rooms, rooftop restaurants and swimming pools in the odd rare case, but above all, what has made them stand out is the atmosphere in these places; a sense of ‘homeliness’ and welcoming that you just don’t get in your identi-kit international hotel. The Shangri-La had everything that would could want, your every need was looked after in some way. The rooms were large and comfortable, the pool was cool and refreshing and was very ably complimented by the spa like changing rooms, the restaurants were 5* and the staff were courteous. Why then did it feel so unwelcoming and sterile? There are simply no quirks to a place like this, nothing to make it stand out from the crowd and from its countless brothers and sisters in any large city around the world. It is a carbon copy of the western ideal for an international hotel, a place where people can come, know what they are getting and lock themselves away from whichever city they happen to find themselves in. What is the problem with this you might ask? You might say that being able to log onto the net, give over your credit card details and then turn up knowing that you have a restaurant, fluffy pillows and those little bottles of shampoo in your bathroom is a great thing, it takes the worry out of traveling. Well sorry but you are wrong. What it does is take the surprise, excitement and the slight feeling of nervousness you get when you arrive in a new place out of the equation.

It is possible to go somewhere like Delhi, Kolkata and Kuala Lumpur be met at the airport and taken to your blacked out air-conditioned car, step out of the car and straight into the air-conditioned lobby of your hotel. You can then step back into your car as and when it suits you and be driven to a couple of select sights for a mosey around with your hotel organised guide before returning back to the hotel for a quick swim and dinner in your Scottish-Cambodian fusion restaurant. Now I don’t have a problem with this so much, the individual elements are part and parcel of the world we live in (perhaps without the Scottish-Cambodian fusion restaurant, praise the lord). What I do have a problem with is that people travel thousands of miles for 12 hours or more in order to take part in this ludicrous ritual, return home and over drinks at their $8000 a year country club and begin to lecture people about how they saw the most awful things whilst they were away and something just has to be done about it. What did you see love? A couple of people begging outside of the Taj Mahal who were deftly shooed away by your guide? A woman and baby walking between the cars at a red light begging for a couple of rupees? How about next time you travel you get out of your car and walk along the streets, smelling the rotting garbage and stench of human excrement, take in the sights of countless destitute people on the streets or living under a cardboard shack at the side of the road. How about you look the legless man in the eye as he wheels himself around on a piece of ply wood with scavenged wheels attached to it or the woman who has three naked children covered in flies asleep next to her? As you walk past all the people plying their wares, the small family run cafes, chai shops and juice stalls in order to get to the nearest Starbucks or air-conditioned mall try and think about the impact you are having. Think about where your tourist dollars are going and who they are benefiting because is sure isn’t the local people. Instead some fat sweaty white guy sitting behind a desk in a high backed leather chair and stroking his fluffy white cat is thanking you for providing him with a bigger bonus and keeping his already well off shareholders happy.

By frequenting chain hotels and walking by the small coffee bar to get to the Costa behind, you are just sticking your middle finger up at the local people who thought that with a bit of entrepreneurial spirit and hard work they could make a few bucks from the rocketing tourist trade. You are in effect discouraging people from trying to start something on their own, from turning those cheap semi-dilapidated rooms that only appeal to the budget conscious backpacker into places that for a couple of extra bucks can offer something that no chain hotel can do; atmosphere, a sense of welcoming and above all the knowledge that you are giving your money to the local community, to people who will actually benefit from it.

I’m not saying that every time people go somewhere they should spend hours searching for the small privately guesthouse. Of course there are times when that just isn’t possible, but instead of just going onto the Hilton Website, spend 5 minutes looking though Tripadvisor or scrolling through your Google results for a well run hotel that is not owned by a huge conglomerate or private investment group. Then eat within their restaurant or step outside and walk around for ten minutes until you find a restaurant where the chef hasn’t been imported from Swaziland and the food has been sourced locally.

Before people start calling me a hypocrite and the like I will say that I’m sure in the future I will stay at group owned luxury hotels. What I won’t do however, and I urge you to do the same, is allow myself to be drawn into the cocoon that they offer. I will walk around, smell the air, watch and speak to the people, buy things from well run shops that source their goods locally and eat some amazing food in small local restaurants. In other words after traveling thousands of miles and for tens of hours I will get to know the place I have traveled to.

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Scuba Photos!

Posted by Chris Tandy on March 14, 2008

So i’m still writing up the scuba post, don’t worry it won’t be as long as the first one I published today!  But to keep you happy there is now an album on flickr of photos i took whilst underwater.  Some of the colors are washed out and there is a bit of blur in some of them but they were only taken with quite an old handheld digi that I rented from the place.  Enjoy and the prose will follow shortly!

xx

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BIG Photo Update!!!

Posted by Chris Tandy on March 8, 2008

Hello all,

Well the month at Matang has come to an end.  I’ll write much more about it in the coming days (maybe even later on this evening).  But for now I have put up about 120 new photos on flickr, so go and have a browse! Use the link on the left to get to them.  Again they are not full size because the net is too slow here, but definately good enough quality to look at on screen.

Ciao

xxx

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A quickie

Posted by Chris Tandy on February 24, 2008

Good evening all,

Only a short post i’m afraid.  I’ve been in Bako national park all weekend, hence no post yesterday and Bako barely has edible food let alone internet access.  I’ve only got 5 minutes before a cab back to matang, so a few bullet points about this week.

Matang:

  • We had an injured croc come in last week who had been baited and the hooks trapped in his stomach.  Unfortunately he died the day after and had to be buried out the back.
  • Speaking of crocs it was feeding week last week so we watched the keepers kill the chickens halal style (slit their throats and drain the blood).  I ended up haing to push the heads through the lepoard cat cage…not easy and a bit minging!
  • Another croc related story!  Visited jongs croc farm on friday and saw them bein g fed….great photos, i’ll get them up next week.
  • We took a baby samba deer from its mother, as it was beginning to get malnurished.  After 2 days it still hadn’t began bottle feeding and had escaped twice…..it’s fun trying to catch deer in the pouring rain through mud! She is now back with the herd, but we are not sure what will happen.
  • Doris made Alvin ( keeper/co-ordinator bloke) her prison this this week by stealing the bucket of food and refusing to let him out of her enclosure…all good fun!  Alvin got away and Doris kept the bucket….a fair trade I think!  She thgen walked with it on her head all day.
  • Mamu escaped for a couple of hours but was persuaded to come down by durian.

Bako

  • Spent the weekend at Bako national park with the rare probiscus (cock nose) monkeys.  Very cool, some some tough 5 mile treks through the rainforest.
  • Had our room broken into by macaques who trashed the place and ate our food.
  • Had breakfast stolen by 4 macaques in a dazzeling display of organisation, they had decoys and everything!
  • Had lunch taken by the macaque….see a pattern here?
  • Got the first solid sunshine of the last 2 weeks which was cool.

General

  • My back is still messed up, just back from Mr Kaki who beat me senseless, hopefully it will do some good, otherwise it’s going to get worse.

A much more detailed update next week hopefully, but I have 30 seconds left and better go. 

Ta ra for now.

P.S Contary to comments on the previous post I do not have orangutans for sale (FOSTER!)

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Singapore > Sarawak

Posted by Chris Tandy on February 10, 2008

Hey kids,

I went to Singapore zoo on the last day I was there.  Absolutely stunning, makes Twycross look as though it is third world.  Set in 28 hectares of secondary rainforest, everything is open plan, so now cages etc.  The Ethiopian Plains exhibit had an entire eco system recreated.  70 Baboons running around along with a few deer and other smaller creatures, it was about the size of a football pitch, with mini cliffs, waterfalls etc.  The orangutans were free to swing up in the canopys and make their nests at night as they liked.  Maybe about 20 of them swinging around or climbing around on an island.  Ended up sitting and watching them for about an hour, it was great!

Anyway, this is only a short post, I got into Kuching yesterday and am transferring to the orangutan centre tomorrow morning, have met a couple of the other people who seem cool enough, so I’m getting pretty excited now!

The net connection here is very slow, so i’ll get the last of the photos from singapore up soon as I can.  I’m not sure whether or not the centre has internet access, but i’ll try and get something up on here soon as I can.

X

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Adding a Comment

Posted by Chris Tandy on January 4, 2008

This just thoroughly confused me and therefore I’m sure could confuse some of the less technically able people that will hopefully visit this blog! In order to leave a comment hit the ‘no comment’ link below the post you would like to comment on, ‘1/2/3/4 comments’ link below the post. Hopefully this will be the most boring post that I have to make!

Cheers!

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Welcome to the Blog

Posted by Chris Tandy on January 1, 2008

Hello all,

I’m sure you are either here because I basically forced you to pop by and have a look or because you are stuck at work/the library and have ran out of other procrastination options. Either way…….hey.

Basically if you want to find out what I’ve been up to/whether or not I have a) caught rabies b) given myself the bends again or c) been having a damn good time, then I will try and stick a little update on here whenever I get the chance. Who knows, maybe it will actually be interesting and more than just a way to make people feel a bit worse about themselves and you will look forward to your visits, maybe this blog will go down in web folklore………

…….The safe money however is probably on the chance that this will turn into one of those typical travelling blogs where I say “maaaaaaan” a little too much and regale you with stories of how I achieved a sense of “clarity” in an otherwise chaotic and apathetic world whilst meditating with a blind, one legged crazy man who called himself “the guru”, overlooking a crystal clear lake and wearing nothing but a slightly worn loincloth.

Either way, if you read it then I hope you enjoy it, feel free to leave a comment, will be nice to hear from some friendly faces. If you don’t read it, then well, firstly I have your email address and secondly I will perform some sort of East Asian religious curse on you (once I have decided which East Asian religion to follow).

x

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