Hello again all,
I know it has only been minutes since I posted the last blog entry, but I have kind of got into the swing of it now and have a fair bit to catch up on! If you haven’t read the main entry for Brunei yet, and you probably haven’t seeing as how I only uploaded it 2 minutes ago then go ahead and read it…..I promise it will be the best thing you will read all day.
So I had a couple of days in Miri before leaving for Gunung Mulu National Park. Miri isn’t a bad place to spend a few days, a pretty nice city all in all and the place I was staying in had the added advantage of being above a decent bar, good news after Brunei! So the first part of this story involves that first night. I was at said bar just having a drink and watching the Man U-Liverpool game when a Malay guy comes up to me and offers me a drink in return for a favor (he was pretty drunk). The story went something like this; that he had been in KK yesterday with his cousin who had seen his ex girlfriend of one week with another bloke. He got pretty angry and went off to get pissed before flying back to Miri, whereby he proceeded to get hit by a car and end up in hospital for a few stiches. The guy who was speaking to me had not been able to get hold of his cousin all day and was worried about him after the night before, so he asked if I could wring the guys ex and just ask if she had heard from him. Being slightly confused by the whole thing, and understandably a bit wary (there was a big flashing light in my head going, SCAM, SCAM, SCAM). Anyway, I quizzed him a bit more about it and he seemed to be honest enough about it, so I thought what the hell? I rang up the girl, who predictably had not heard from her ex, but said she would call if she did. Easy enough little job for a beer and a whisky and coke. I kept on chatting to the guy and one of his friends who both seemed decent enough, in fact the guy had gone to uni in Manchester to do business and accounting at the whim of his parents and was now working for Shell Oil. Anyway, long story short is I went with him to a random karaoke bar outside of town, where we proceeded to absolutely murder Hey Jude (the version that they had was terrible, completely different timing!) and a couple of Robbie Williams songs. We then went on to a random hotel where he bought me massive cuban cigar, I bought the drinks and he proceeded to tell me about the mess his love life was in………..shame really, it had been a good night up until that point! Just goes to show that some of the best nights can come from some pretty strange situations!
Got the plane down to Gunung Mulu on Tuesday morning. The weather was good, and the view from the plane was simply stunning. Forest as far as you could see, with the famous limestone pinnicles sticking up out of the ground and the summit of Mount Mulu itself covered in a shroud of cloud. The hostel was better than expected, lots of beds, but in a very large and airy room. Definately a step up from the NP accomodation at Bako a month or so ago. So in the afternoon I jumped on a tour to the Deer and Langs caves. Deer Cave was one of the caves filmed for Planet Earth a few years back and is pretty damn big. Although it cannot hold a candle to the Sarawak Chamber, also located in the park. This is the biggest enclosed space in the world, measuring a massive 700m (2,300 feet) long, 400m (1,300 feet) wide and at least 70m (230 feet) high! You cannot get to it however without undertaking a 10 hour caving expedition, so none of that for me! Both very impressive, deer cave especially. Absolutely massive it was. We then watched the nightly exodus of some 2 million bats from the cave around dusk. That was awesome, it started off with a few ‘strands’ coming out and then there was a constant stream of our blood sucking friends (yes people I am aware that not all bats are vampires and that deer cave holds no blood sucking bats, but i’m using a bit of literary licence here ok?) for about 15 minutes, shifting their pattern almost like a wave. I have uploaded a short video below of the beginning, it doesn’t show the immesnity of the numbers but it will give you an idea…..plus the 2 minute long video is like 100mb and would take ages to upload.
The next day, two aussie girls and myself went adventure caving in Racer Cave. Classed as an ‘intermediate’ challenge, it involved going about 1km into the depths of a cave system with no natural light what-so-ever. Clambering through squeezes and climbing up 6m high vertical ridges with the aid of ropes was muchos fun! Not so much when there was a drop the other side though……! There was a bunch of racer snakes inside the cave (hence the name), along with spiders and various insects that have adapted to the constant pitch blackness, often by losing their pigmentation. After cleaning ourselves off in the river we headed back to HQ by boat (extortionate price but we were tired).
So Thursday the 27th I was meant to be leaving Mulu to head back to Miri with MAS WINGS (yes them again) and once again they managed to cancel my flight. Seeing as there are only 2 flights a day that leave Mulu for anywhere and mine was the last then I clearly wasn’t going anywhere fast. At least this time they had a decent excuse…fuel leak in the engine I guess is a good enough reason to ground a plane! To be honest it was no big deal, Mulu is so beautiful that it really isn’t a hardship to spend extra time there. Most people took it much better than one french guy who if I’m honest (and I usually am) was a complete and utter bastard about it. Screaming and swearing at the malay staff, demanding that they bring another plane or if they can’t do that then they at least charter a helicoptor for his group of 7 people! At one point he was shouting at them how much he had paid for the trip and this tour thing and asking the guy how much money he made in a month! Firstly as if that is anywhere near comparable and second of all what a tosser! Anyway we all got put up in the Royal Mulu Resort, a place that per night cost 10x what my accomodation in the national park itself did. It was ok. Honestly, that is about it. The rooms were nice but the food was decidedly average and it was extortion, everything was at least twice the price of what it should have been. Oh and there is the added ethical question of whether you should stay somewhere that is said to have gazetted the land from one of the local tribes without asking and without payment. We left the next morning.
Last night (Saturday) I met a german-malay guy in the morning and hung out with him all day. Saw the worst film I have seen in a long time, 10,000BC. Honestly if you ever have the chance to see it then slap the person who suggested it and burn the DVD. There is not a single redeeming feature, the acting is bad, the storyline is non-existent or extremely coincidental at best, the effects are bad it combines about 2 different periods in history along with about 4 geographical places into one ‘journey in seemingly one or 2 countries and the cring factor is high. In short it is a bad movie, it has 4.9 on IMDB. But it was at least entertaining as it was so bad, oh and the movie screen was so dark you could barely see it, but I guess that isn’t the movie’s fault. We then stepped outside to find a dance competition going on, now that was good! In a very funny, what the hell are they doing kind of way! To some kind of dance music….bad dance music, there were groups of teenagers all doing essentially the same of crap shuffle, speeded up micheal jackson thing, very funny. We did however get lucky with a band who were pretty good and played some decent cover versions so at least that was something!
Anyway, I’m now back in KL having kind of run out of things to do in Borneo that I have the time for. I leave for India on Friday so that will be cool! Think I’m going to try and hire a car and head out to one of the old hill stations, visit some more caves and just generally try and get out of the city a bit, although it is quite nice being in a large conurbation again.
That, for once is now me up to date! I’ve been running about a week behind for the last few entries so at least I can go to India with a clean slate! Dad, I’ll stick up another post tomorrow or the day after with the things you wanted, I guess I have been ignoring the personal side a bit. Will see what I can think of in the next couple of days.
Namaste